The Brown Bunny (2003)

See that billboard? Yah, that's a real live billboard featuring a real live BJ. It's okay, though. I bet Chloe Sevigny came to Vincent Gallo and was all "Hey, I would really like to go down on you. Let's film it."

NOT. I'm convinced that Vincent Gallo made this movie just so he could A. Display his large penis on screen and B. Prove that he could film a non-simulated blow job. The actual sex scene was very unsettling -- not because it's difficult to watch oral sex performed on Vincent Gallo [that's fine, whatever]. It's the weird power trip Gallo goes on in the scene. He importunes Chloe to proclaim, over and over, how much she wants his big D and how hot she is for him and how he is so great etc. etc. Gross.

The rest of the movie is quite silent and just films Gallo motorcycling across the country. Brown Bunny is the gross/extra-misogynistic/sexualized/boring Easy Rider, minus the rock and roll.

1/5 pizzas