Black Dynamite (2009)

Oh shit! This movie is tight, people. It's pure fun. And I don't even love blacksploitation movies all that much. Sometimes they are boring and don't have enough nudity. Black Dynamite is the best, though -- without an egregious amount of breast exposure and zero amounts of boring. Maybe this is disrespectful to Marvin Van Peebles, but I think Black Dynamite could be in the running for my favorite b'sploitation movie.

Oh, by the way, the film is a spoof of blacksploitation films and filmmaking styles. Black Dynamite fights crime, cleans up the streets, and opens countless cans of whoop-ass. Boom!

5/5 pizzas

Foxy Brown (1974)

Foxy Brown is a whole lotta woman! Did that sound too objectifying? I apologize. Foxy Brown, however, is a great character! And Pam Grier is a super badass. The plot is pretty gritty --- there's drugs, kidnapping, rape, murder, halter tops, physical comedy, wild goose chases, all your basic ingredients for a pretty okay blacksploitation film. I have come to the conclusion that Jackie is the better of the two Browns, but this is definitely worth watching if you love Pam Grier and hella action.

3/5 pizzas