07 December 2009

Solaris (1972)

Oh my god, this movie was really long! I know that Tarkovsky is a big deal and all, and that this is every person's favorite movie, but I DID NOT LIKE IT. Maybe I just don't like a plotless movies. Maybe I'm not metaphorical. Maybe I'm turning into a dudebro who only watches Austin Powers and drinks Miller High Life. Oh well. These Russians are just way to esoteric for a blockhead like me.

2/5 pizzas

1 comment:

  1. I'm with you 100% on this. It's like watching paint dry. It makes the intolerably slow first hour of 2001 seem like the opening of a Bond film. I've watched one other Tarkovsky film and it was the same.