It's me, Robert Mitchum.  I always play terrifying dudes in movies, but in this one I have tattoos and/or access to a sharpie.  Besides the "Hot dog! Love's a-winnin'" scene, this movie isn't that great.  I mean, scary preachers are pretty cool, and so are knuckle adornments, but I'd much rather act with that other famous Shelley.  I'll try harder next time.
God speed,
Bob
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ReplyDeleteok, guess we're breaking up AGAIN. i <3 this movie. it is soo creapy and beautiful and robert mitchum is really excellent in this. also, it was based on do the right thing. so, i guess you hate black people if you hate this movie.
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