Hey Guys,It's me, Robert Mitchum. I always play terrifying dudes in movies, but in this one I have tattoos and/or access to a sharpie. Besides the "Hot dog! Love's a-winnin'" scene, this movie isn't that great. I mean, scary preachers are pretty cool, and so are knuckle adornments, but I'd much rather act with that other famous Shelley. I'll try harder next time.
God speed,
Bob
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